l-ibellule:

austin-n-oli:

Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.

you’re the kind of friend everyone needs

kingsleyyy:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

kingsleyyy:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

Bored.

Im so bored someone talk to me :’(

kingsleyyy:

I do not get along with people who consider soup and salad a meal

kingsleyyy:

I do not get along with people who consider soup and salad a meal

Anonymous:
One time i went to olive garden with my mom and she told me she was alcoholic and then the next time we went she told me that she was divorcing my dad

urbancatfitters:

if u dont know how to respond to something just say “how dare you”

(Source: urbancatfitters)